Saturday 30 June 2012

SPONTANEOUS PREGNANCY ALERT

The ever shrinking 'Guardian ' reported yesterday that a lady was 7 weeks pregnant as a result of reading a popular piece of smut called '50 Shades of Grey'. I thought i ought to warn my readers of this danger. Much more erotic ,( i find ) is the new edition of ' Friston  on Costs' , of which i have been given an advance copy.And it can get you out of trouble rather than into it.