Shrewd VAT investigators smelt a rat when a company that declared sales of £2.2 billion paid a total of £17-74 in VAT ( Guardian page 18 today ).
Meanwhile , 'The Daily Mail' , which Mrs P is trying to stop me reading , reports that Demi Moore is addicted to laughing gas . If you see a Hollywood legend lugging a large canister about giggling uncontrollably then you know who it is .